TEKSTER

Pumpkin Bitch

Fifteen years since you made that first wish
Another timeline we could have been big fish
Didn’t have a clue about what to do
To make the distance we had relinquish
Drinking up then filling it up
Had actually given it up
Wouldn’t see the underlying problem
Was I the golem fighting the goblin

They sat me down
Was the only one
You must get yourself together
or we won’t be here for long

Said that I couldn’t see
Told me what I should be
You’re not eighteen any longer
You gotta behave just like me

Time went by really slow
Everyone else was set to go
Having a good time, good time
Didn’t know what was going on in my mind
Drinking up then filling it up
Reckless and couldn’t give a fuck
Pondering and brooding how I could
Make them all go to hell simply cause of my stubborn self

They wanted to talk
All I did was walk
They tried being altruistic
Then I shut them up

Said that I couldn’t see
Told me what I should be
You’re not eighteen any longer
You gotta behave just like me

Houses, babies
One glass of red then go to bed
Why so serious
Let’s put a smile on your face

See you every third year, pretend to care
Fake ass little pumpkin bitch, you motherfucker just forget me
Why so serious
Let’s put a smile on your face

Said that I couldn’t see
Told me what I should be
You’re not eighteen any longer
You gotta behave just like me

Said that I couldn’t see
What I turned out to be
You’re not eighteen any longer
You gotta be just like me

Trees In 8-bit

Pink or purple it doesn’t really matter
White or brown I’d maybe take latter
Feel the rush going up up up the rails
Then reaching so high above the quails

Running through a forest seeing the beat
Doesn’t mind the snow beneath the bare feet
Chilling and warming, it’s really mind-blowing
A blessing, a feeling, let’s never be leaving

Trees in 8-bit, the squirrels are horny
Never mind that last shit was corny
But I really want to bone the squirrel
we’d never had a quarrel
Trees in 8-bit, the squirrels are horny
Never mind that last shit was corny
But I really want to bone
Though I could never get it done

My pecker was a condom filled with water
I was even talking to my future daughter
It’s love at first sight
I think I might be paralyzed

Smoke has never felt so good
Like sprinkles on the cake in my childhood
Let’s make this a habit and always be rabbits
And never be taking the blue pill they give us

Trees in 8-bit, the squirrels are horny
Never mind that last shit was corny
But I really want to bone the squirrel
we’d never had a quarrel
Trees in 8-bit, the squirrels are horny
Never mind that last shit was corny
But I really want to bone
Though I could never get it done
(Chilling and warming, it’s really mind-blowing
Let’s never be leaving)

Six point five

I’ve got sasusage fingers and I don’t really mind
Got a shriveled dick but she says its fine
I got fat on my belly, who can blame me I’m lazy
Who wouldn’t be into me, they gotta be crazy

Got a one room apartment but I will get by
Got a half ass job but I have to right to cry
Didn’t use to take so long for me to score before
I guess I’m not that funny anymore

I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
And I’m good with it

I’ve had two pretty girlfriends that are better that me
Now they couldn’t care less about me but I’m free
To do what the fuck I want to do whenever I feel like to
Drink that whisky, eat that lucy, lick that pussy please seduce me

I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
I’m a six point five
And I’m good with it

Catfight

Hello Mr. bulldozer what’s going on, crushing all in your path
Hello Mr. garbage truck, what have you done, destruction in your past
This uncontrollable bully boy who doesn’t have a grasp anymore
I don’t know what to do to you whore, you fucked up

Red light, green light, hoe blight, strobe light
See you looking for a catfight
Swirling, turning thrown out half broke
Soap mouth, smoke lung here but far gone/in the dark to choke

Bad mouthed bald man watching every step
Blonde girl, bitch girl doesn’t care for shit
You´re less than a bug, reputation of a thug
Doesn’t hesitate to leave me begging on the rug

Red light, green light, hoe blight, strobe light
See you looking for a catfight
Swirling, turning thrown out half broke
Soap mouth, smoke lung here but far gone/in the dark to choke

Chaotic things like this
It makes me wanna quit
Chaotic things like this
Will never be done (What have I become?)

Red light, green light, hoe blight, strobe light
See you looking for a catfight
Swirling, turning thrown out half broke
Soap mouth, smoke lung here but far gone/ in the dark to choke
See you fall

The Bottle

To glasses, two bottles
Suppress all the consequences
Never underestimate dope heads
Luscious cravings, taking their benz-meds
She’s a friend that doesn’t care
Brings you to the wolfs lair, you’re all alone in there
Hop up, bring you down to the place you started
Come on now, is it really worth it

Fuck responsibility and anxiety
She’ll solve it for you temporarily
Leave responsibility and anxiety behind
She’ll solve it for you temporarily, make you hide

Walking down the street, they are begging for it
A second choice make you not feel like shit
Problems for tomorrow don’t wanna think about it
She’ll take care of it and make so there’s no meaning to it
No one’s aware but you couldn’t care
Used to being sheep, suddenly you are the bear
Hop up, bring you down to the place you started
Come on now

Fuck responsibility and anxiety
She’ll solve it for you temporarily
Leave responsibility and anxiety behind
She’ll solve it for you temporarily, make you hide

The bottle contains a message for each to interpret
The bottle is there for you whenever you want it

Samekadaver

Drep meg nå, drep meg nå, drep meg nå
Alt for få, alt for få, alt for få
Som driver på, driver på, driver på
Vær så snill, begynn å gå

Ding dong, vil du ha, vil du ha
Bæng, bæng, sa du ja, sa du ja
Ping pong, du er så bra, er så bra
Tikk tokk, ja, takk skal du ha!

Samekadaver, livløs i veikanten
Samekadaver, tomt i tiggerhatten
Samekadaver, kreft inni pikken
Samekadaver, å finner du lykken

Kom igjen, kom igjen, kom igjen
Bli med meg hjem, med meg hjem, med meg hjem
Jeg vikke være din venn, lille venn
Jeg har en trang til å være slem

Samekadaver, livløs i veikanten
Samekadaver, tomt i tiggerhatten
Samekadaver, kreft inni pikken
Samekadaver, å finner du lykken
Samekadaver, livløs i veikanten
Samekadaver, tomt i tiggerhatten
Samekadaver, kreft inni pikken
Samekadaver, å finner du lykken

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